今晚几点做“爱”？
新传媒八频道每晚七点都播放一套家喻户晓、没完没了的台湾连续剧，剧名为《爱》！有一天，有一位岳母匆忙地问她的女婿，“今晚几点做“爱”？” 女婿尴尬地问道，“岳母大人，我们几点做爱，你也要知道啊？”
posted by Jonathan Ooi @ 9.2.11
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