SMS/Chat Language using numerals...

If you have been reading SMS/Text or chat messages from your young or teenaged children, you should be able to read and understand the following passage without much difficulty. Forget about grammatical correctness for the time being. Enjoy reading....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he runs away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 works. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.