Relax Yourself with some Brain Teasers!!!

1. Why did the moron throw the butter out of the windows?
2. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
3. What do prisoners use to call each other?
4. What kind of dog tells time?
5. What bow can't be tied?
6. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
7. What did the spider do on the computer?
8. What kind of button won't unbutton?
9. What do lawyers wear to court?
10. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?

To verify your answers, please move your cursor across from here. 1. Because he wanted to see the butterfly, 2. He wanted cold hard cash, 3. A cell phone, 4. A watch dog, 5. A rainbow, 6. Because no body goes with him, 7. To create a website, 8. A bellybutton, 9. Lawsuits, 10. They drop out of the school (a school of fish)