The Ugly Baby - For A Laugh!!!

A woman boarded a bus holding a baby in her arms. The bus captain looked at her and said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was worked up and asked her what went wrong. "The bus captain insulted me." she fumed. The man empathised and said: "Why? He's a bus captain and shouldn't say things to insult his passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."